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( Humphrey Bogart’s last words)
“I should never have switched from Scotch to Martini’s”

“For a bad hangover take the juice of two quarts of whisky.”
Eddie Condon

“There are two things a Highlander likes naked, and one of them is malt whisky.”
Scottish proverb

“May the enemies of Ireland never eat bread nor drink whiskey, but be tormented with itching without benefit of scratching.”
(Irish toast.)

Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals. Abraham Lincoln

“I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.” George Burns.

From the movie “A beautiful Mind”
(Big time hangover)
Officer i know the driver of the car that hit me.
His name is Johnnie Walker.

“There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.” -William Faulkner

“Too much of anything is bad, but too much of good whiskey is barely enough.”
Mark Twain

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. ~W.C. Fields

I�m on a whisky diet. I�ve lost three days already!
Tommy Cooper

Have a little fun with this…….Angels Share….the game
game time

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8 comments.

anonymous
Comment on November 23rd, 2006.

Sandy was drinking at a pub all night. When he got up to leave, he fell flat on his face. He tried to stand again, but to no avail, falling flat on his face. He decided to crawl outside and get some fresh air to see whether that would sober him up. Once outside, he stood up and, sure enough, fell flat on his face. So, being a practical Scot, he crawled all the way home.
When he got to the door, he stood up yet again, but fell flat on his face. He crawled through the door into his bedroom. When he reached his bed, he tried once more to stand upright. This time he managed to pull himself to his feet but fell into bed. He was sound asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow.
He woke the next morning to his wife shaking him and shouting, “So, ye’ve been oot drinkin’ as usual!” “Why would ye say that?” he complained innocently.
“Because the pub called an’ ye left yer wheelchair there again!”

Larry K
Comment on December 8th, 2006.
“We frequently hear of people dying from too much drinking. That this happens is a matter of record. But the blame is always placed on whisky. Why this should be I never could understand. You can die from drinking too much of anything coffee, water, milk, soft drinks and all such stuff as that. And so as long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing. I will make mine whisky.”
(W.C. Fields, 1880-1946)
Tim
Comment on January 9th, 2007.

Noah S. “Soggy” Sweat Jr., a former Mississippi legislator and judge, delivered his famous “whiskey speech” in 1952 when the state Legislature was considering legalizing liquor:

“My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be.

“You have asked me how I feel about whiskey. All right, here is how I feel about whiskey.

“If when you say whiskey, you mean the devil’s brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally takes the bread from the mouths of little children; if you mean the evil drink that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation and despair and shame and helplessness and hopelessness - then certainly I am against it.

“But if, when you say whiskey, you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine, the ale that is consumed when good fellows get together, that puts a song in their hearts and laughter on their lips and the warm glow of contentment in their eyes; if you mean Christmas cheer; if you mean the stimulating drink that puts the spring in the old gentleman’s step on a frosty, crispy morning; if you mean the drink which enables a man to magnify his joy and his happiness and to forget, if only for a little while, life’s great tragedies and heartaches and sorrows; if you mean that drink the sale of which pours into our treasuries untold millions of dollars which are used to provide tender care for our little crippled children, our blind, our deaf, our pitiful aged and infirm, to build highways and hospitals and schools - then certainly I am for it.

“This is my stand, and I will not compromise.”

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Bill Cadzow
Comment on January 30th, 2009.

I’m trying to re-activate the poem that was on the label of Sandy McNan’s whicky from Lochside Distillery. Does anyone remember?

Comment on March 15th, 2010.

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Comment on May 8th, 2010.

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